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"Whoever said you can't buy happiness
forgot about puppies."
Gene Hill
"In
dog years, I'm dead."
Unknown
"Dogs feel very strongly that they
should always go with you in the car, in
case the need should arise for them to
bark violently at nothing right in your
ear."
Dave Berry
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably
man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's
too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
"To
his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence
the constant popularity of dogs."
Aldous Huxley
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as
conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful."
Ann Landers
"A
dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down."
Robert Benchley
"Did
you ever walk into a room and forget why
you walked in? I think that's how
dogs spend their lives."
Sue Murphy
"Ever consider what they must think of
us? I mean, here we come back from
a grocery story with the most amazing
haul: chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest
hunters on earth!"
Anne Tyler
"Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein
"In
order to keep a true perspective of
one's importance, everyone should have a
dog that will worship him and a cat that
will ignore him."
Dereke Bruce
"There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams
"When a man's best friend is a dog, that
dog has a problem."
Edward Abbey
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done
wrong, always try to make it look like
the dog did it."
Unknown
"Money will buy you a pretty dog, but it
won't buy the wag of his tail."
Unknown
"No
one appreciates the very special genius
of your conversation as the dog does."
Christopher Morley
"The
average dog is a nicer person than the
average person."
Andrew A. Rooney
"If
you pick up a starving dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite you; that
is the principal difference between a
dog and a man"
Mark Twain
Source ~
Mikey's Funnies
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permission
Midi playing ~ "Hillbilly Bounce"
Midi Picking by Harry - sequenced by Harry Todd
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