Trumpetmeister John Dodgshon  ~  Baby Boomer Song Titles (tee hee) 

Herman's Hermits ~~ Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ~~ I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees ~~ How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin ~~ Splish, Splash, I was Havin' a Flash

Roberta Flack ~~ The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash ~~ I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon ~~ Fifty Ways to Love Your Liver

The Commodores ~~ Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye ~~ Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem ~~ A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer ~~ You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ~~ Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba ~~ Denture Queen!

Tony Orlando ~~ Knock 3 Times On the Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy ~~ I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore!

Leslie Gore ~~ It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To!

Willie Nelson ~~ On the Commode Again

Source ~ http://www.keller.com/bass/musician-jokes.html