A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon
dragged on and on.  Finally, she leaned over to her
mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the
money now, will he let us go?"

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."  "Oh, then why do you keep
crossing things out?"

A father took his 5-year-old son to several baseball
games where "The Star Spangled Banner" was sung
before the start of each game.  Then, the father
and son attended a church on a Sunday shortly
before Independence Day.  The congregation sang
"The Star Spangled Banner", and after everyone sat down,
the little boy suddenly yelled out, "PLAY BALL!!!"

A six-year-old was overheard reciting
the Lord's prayer at a church service:
"And forgive us our trash passes, as we
forgive those who passed trash against us."

A Sunday school teacher challenged her children
to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a
letter to God.  They were to bring their letter back
on the following Sunday.  One little boy wrote,
"Dear God.  We had a good time at church today.
Wish you could have been there."

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to
church for the first time.  The church lights were
lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle,
carrying lighted candles. All was quiet, until the
little one started to sing in a loud voice,
"Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you..."

A child came back from Sunday school, and told his
mother that he had learned a new song about a
cross-eyed bear named Gladly.  It took his mother
a while before she realized that the hymn was
really "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear."

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