
I wonder if anyone out there notices I forgot my lipstick
this morning.
I wonder who in the congregation will fall asleep first today?
90 minutes till kickoff.
How many more verses?
What if some Sunday we have everyone in the choir wear regular clothes
and everyone in the congregation wear robes?
Boy, I wish I had/hadn't skipped choir practice Wednesday night.
Why are there 666 hymns in some hymnals? Surely they realized the significance
of
that number. You'd think someone would have noticed and added or subtracted one.
I wonder what would happen if the congregation moved up here, and we moved down
in
the sanctuary? Would the Pastor preach to us or turn around and preach to them?
Why don't we ever sing the third verse? We should skip the second verse for a
change.
The pot roast.
Will the person behind me ever hit the right note?
How would the hymn sound if Metallica played it?
Wow, God loves me enough to let me sing in "His" choir!
Source ~
Mikey's Funnies
Used with permission



Artist ~ Charles Schultz ~ St. Paul, MN

Midi playing ~ "Alley Cat"
Source ~ Casey's Midi
Collection

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