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...you think sleep is for the weak
...the dishes in your house are all coffee
cups
...you believe that the coffee bean is a
vegetable
...you've ever carried your coffee cup
into the shower with you in the morning
...it's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd
20oz. cup of coffee
...you regard the fact that your hands are
shaking as a good sign
...your heart beats noticeably faster as a
reaction to the smell of coffee
...your heart rate is always in triple
digits
...Mountain Dew is the stuff great
decisions are made of
...you wake up to Mountain Dew, before
switching to JOLT
...you can name the five flavors of JOLT
...you go to sleep just to wake up and
smell the coffee
...you have to drink some form of
caffeinated beverage just to sleep
...your coffee pot is next to your bed and
your alarm clock is in the kitchen
...you've given up all forms of meat for
Lent, but can't make it 40 days without caffeine
...you've even used the airplane's Call
button just to get a coffee refill
...your heart only beats twice an hour and
yours eyes won't shut anymore
...your slogan is, "Save water, drink
coffee."
...you suck on a used coffee filter (full
of coffee grounds)
whenever the can runs out of coffee
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