Dear Pastor ~ Mikey's Funnies ~ Living Each Day

Dear Pastor,
I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
Yours sincerely,
Arnold (8 yrs)

Dear Pastor,
Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.
Sincerely,
Pete (9 yrs)

Dear Pastor,
My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.
Robert (11 yrs)

Dear Pastor,
I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?
Love,
Patty (10 yrs)

Dear Pastor,
I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there.
Stephen (8 yrs)

Dear Pastor,
I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.
Loreen (9 yrs)

Dear Pastor,
Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.
Laurie (10 yrs)

Dear Pastor,
Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher.
Thank You.
Alexander (10 yrs.)

Dear Pastor,
My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
Joshua (10 yrs)

Dear Pastor,
Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.
Carla (10 yrs)

Dear Pastor,
I like your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it is finished.
Ralph (11 yrs)

Dear Pastor,
How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?
Sincerely,
Marie (9 yrs)

Source: Mikey's Funnies

Midi playing ~ "Constant Sorrow"
Courtesy of Margi Harrell