Why is it called a hamburger when it's made of beef?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why does a two pound box of candy make a person
gain at least five pounds?
Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
always ducked when someone threw something at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro" then
what is the opposite of progress?
Why do we wash bath towels,
aren't we clean when we use them?
What do little birdies see when they get
knocked unconscious?
If you're supposed to wear several layers of
loose clothing to stay warm in the winter, why
does thermal underwear fit so tight?
When you hang something in your closet
for a few weeks, why does it shrink two sizes?
Author Unknown to me
(Smile. Really makes you think about a lot of other phrases, too.)
Midi playing ~ "Luz de la Luna"
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