My Job History ~ Mikey's Funnies ~ Living Each Day

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned - couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was way too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So, then I retired...and found out I was perfect for the job!

Source ~ Mikey's Funnies
Used with permission

Note from adelle: guess I should have been a "dog walker" like my 4 yr. old granddaughter wants to be.

Midi playing ~ "Do Wa Diddy"
Source ~ Rose's Music - 1950s

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