STATEMENTS FOR THE 21st CENTURY * Your bedroom isn't cluttered.  It's just "passage restrictive." *  Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed     bumps." *  You're not late.  You just have a "rescheduled arrival time." *  You're not having a bad hair day.  You're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome." *  No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced." *  You're not shy.  You're "conversationally selective." *  It's not called gossip anymore.  It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information.: AND FOR STUDENTS *  The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful.  It's "digestively challenged." *  No one fails a class anymore.  He's merely "passing impaired." *  You don't have detention.  You're just one of the "exit delayed." *  These days, a student isn't lazy, he's "energetically declined. *  Your locker isn't overflowing with junk.  It's just "closure prohibited." *  Your homework isn't missing. It's just having an "out-of-notebook experience." *  You're not sleeping in class.  You're "rationing conscientiousness." Source ~ Mikey's Funnies Used with permission       Midi playing ~ "Yankee Doodle" Performed by Margi Harrell Composed by Georg M. Cohen, 1878-1942   Graphics ~ Sharon's Creations Used with permission Created exclusively for LED  Brought to you by Living Each Day © 2003-present, Adelle North, All Rights Reserved