IN A RESTROOM
Toilet out of order...please use floor below
IN A LAUNDROMAT
Automatic washing machines...please remove all
clothes when the light goes out
IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE
Bargain basement upstairs
IN HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW
Closed due to illness
IN A SAFARI PARK
Elephants please stay in your car
IN A FARMER'S FIELD
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free,
but the bull charges
ON REPAIR SHOP DOOR
We can repair anything.
(Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
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IN AN OFFICE
Would the person who took the step ladder
yesterday
please bring it back or further steps will be taken
IN ANOTHER OFFICE
After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and
stand upside on the draining board
OUTSIDE A
SECONDHAND SHOP
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful
bargain?
AT A CONFERENCE
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it,
there is a day care on the 1st floor
ON A LEAFLET
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell
you how to get lessons
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Midi playing ~ Original by
Bill Sandy
Mystifying Music
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Bobbi's Potpourri
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