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Two mothers are having a conversation about their children one day.

"How do you get your Marvin up so early on school mornings?" asks Joan.

"Oh, that's easy," replies Marianne. "I just throw the cat on his bed."

"Why does that wake him up?"

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"He sleeps with the dog!"



from Net 153's Smile A Day by way of Docs Daily Chuckle (pkaine@woh.rr.com)
and "Christian Voices" (www.christianvoicesworldwide.net)



      

             


Midi playing ~ "Pop Goes the Weasel"
Source ~ Jack in the Box Tunes

 


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