No matter how hard you try,
you can't baptize cats!
When your mom is mad at your dad,
don't let her brush your hair!
If your sister hits you, don't hit back,
they always catch the second person!
Never ask your 3 year-old brother
to hold a tomato!
You can't trust dogs
to watch your food!
Reading what people write on desks
can teach you a lot!
Don't sneeze
when someone is cutting your hair!
Puppies still have bad breath,
even after eating a Tic-Tac!
Never hold a Dustbuster
and a cat at the same time!
School lunches stick to the wall!
You can't hide a piece of broccoli
in a glass of milk!
Don't wear polka-dot underwear
under white shorts!
The best place to be when you are sad
is in Grandma's lap!
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