The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark
to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate
how many people a company can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.

No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number
at 4 AM.  I could be a right number.

No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning.

I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

The trouble with bucket seats is that
not everyone has the same size bucket.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands
of old ladies running around with tattoos?
(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)

After 50, IF you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!!!

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