GUEST OF HONOR: 
Jesus Christ

DATE:
Every day. He's always around, so the date is flexible.

TIME:
Whenever you're ready...please don't be too late, though;
or you'll miss out on all the joy.

PLACE:
In your heart. He'll meet you there...
you'll hear Him knock.

ATTIRE:
Come as you are...grubbies are okay.
He'll be washing our clothes anyway.
He said something about new white robes
and crowns for those who stay till the last.

TICKETS:
Admission is free! He's already paid for everyone.
(He says you would not have been able to afford it.
It's cost Him everything He had.)

REFRESHMENTS:
New wine, bread, and a far-out drink He calls
"Living Water", followed by a supper that promises
to be out of this world!

GIFT SUGGESTIONS:
Your heart. He's one of those people who already
has everything else. (He's very generous in return, though;
wait till you see what He has for you!)

ENTERTAINMENT:
Joy, Peace, Truth, Light, Life, Love,
Real Happiness, Communion with God,
Forgiveness, Miracles, Healing Power,
Eternity in Paradise, and much more!
(All rated "G" so bring your family and friends.)

RSVP:
Very Important.
He must know ahead so He can reserve a spot for you
at the table. He's keeping a list of His friends in a
book called "The Lamb's Book of Life."

Author Unknown
Source ~ Certified Lay Speaking Course, The United Methodist Church