Cat Commandments
Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard
when thy human is using the computer.
Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor
as thou are not transparent.
Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through closed doors.
Thou shalt
not leap from great heights
onto thy human's lap.
Thou shalt not climb on
garbage cans with hinged lids
as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
Thou shalt
not reset thy human's alarm clock
by walking on it.
Thou shalt not jump onto a seat
just as
thy human is sitting down.
Thou shalt realize that
the house is not a prison
from which to escape at any opportunity.
Thou
shalt not trip thy humans even if
they are walking too slow.
Thou shalt not push
open the bathroom door
when there are guests in thy house.
Thou shalt
remember that thou art a carnivore
and that houseplants are not meat.
Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.
Author Unknown (but certainly knows cats!)
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