|
LAW OF CAT INERTIA - A cat at rest will tend to remain at
rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food,
or a nearby scurrying mouse.
LAW OF CAT MOTION - A cat will move in a straight line, unless
there is a really good reason to change direction.
LAW OF CAT THERMODYNAMICS - Heat flows from a warmer to a
cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat.
FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION - Cats know that energy
can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy
as possible.
LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY - All bags and boxes in a given room
must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT - A cat's desire to scratch
furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
LAW OF PILL REJECTION - Any pill given to a cat has potential
to reach escape velocity.
LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION - A cat is composed of Matter +
Anti-matter + It doesn't matter.
LAW OF SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM - Given enough time, a cat will
land in just about any space.
LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE - As yet undiscovered.
Author Unknown
It is the desire of this website to give accurate credit to
those whose
work we share. If you are the author of the above, kindly contact
LED.
Midi playing ~ "Old Time Rock n Roll"
Source ~ Rose's Music Pages
© is retained by original composer
|
