gonna' be a bear
In this life I'm a woman. In my
next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to
hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal
with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to
eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your
children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to
partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you
mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs
get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate expects you to
wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body
fat.
'Yep, gonna be a bear!
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