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You Know
You're Really A Mom When... ...you count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal ...you have time to shave only one leg at a time ...you hide in the bathroom to be alone ...your child throws up and you catch it ...you consider finger paint to be a controlled substance ...you mastered the art of placing food on a plate without anything touching ...your child insists that you read "Once Upon A Potty" out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office, and you do it ...you hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend the night talking about and checking on the kids ...you hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats ...you find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual shapes ...you stop criticizing the way your mother raised you
...you say at least once a day, "I'm
not cut out for this job," but you wouldn't trade it for anything!
Author Unknown
Midi playing ~ "Luv Ya"
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